| | Points and randomness because I just can't be buggered to put my ideas into a cohesive paragraph.
- In the middle of vacuuming, it occurred to me that when I told my sister that I really liked the name "Elyse" for her soon-to-be-real-live-baby-girl I didn't specify that I think it should be spelled with a "y". I actually picked up the phone to call her but then didn't because, weird much? I think my sister is perfectly capable of figuring out how to best spell the name of her S.T.B.R.L.B.G. God Janel. I am already an overbearing Aunt and my poor niece hasn't even left the womb.
- My favorite toilet at work was mysteriously "out of order" all day. Pretty much ruined my whole day. I am a creature of habit.
Haiku 4 U
Dollar store Mentos
Never a good idea
My molars are pwnd
Xanga I hates you
Why you gotta treat me bad?
Insults for your mom
- And speaking of moms and insults, I figured out that it's really easy to create comical new insults. Just follow the following handy-dandy formula:
"mother" + verb or noun + "er". It works a lot better if the verb or noun contains "ucker" but it's not necessary.
Examples:
mother sucker
mother trucker
mother tripper
mother kicker
mother snailer
mother frogger
mother looter
mother tooter
mother crapper
mother hat-snatcher
mother stripper
mother flipper
mother ranter
mother punter
mother pooper
mother buster
See? Good clean fun. You're welcome.
Love,
Janel
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