| | Once again no rhyme or reason, just blather:
- We have a customer that wraps every check he sends in a piece of stationary with his store’s logo on it. Every time this happens I take the piece of blank stationary and write fake letters from the store to one of my co-workers. They usually say stuff like “you suck so hard” and “you really suck you stupid jerk” and end with “Hugs from your friends at fastlube”. I get my giggles wherever I can.
- I just found out that Oregon has a law that says every hourly employee MUST take two 10 minute breaks during his/her shift. The recommended penalty for overachievers that don’t take their 2 breaks? Termination. Chew on that delicious tidbit for a lil bit.
- Saw PS I Love You last night. Cried myself dry. Am ashamed to admit that I learned a lot about myself and how my mother’s death and my father’s lightning fast re-marriage has affected my perceptions of love and marriage. Who needs therapy when there’s romantic comedy?! Much cheaper AND you get popcorn! Daddy, I don’t know if you read this (I kind of hope not!) but get prepared for one heckofa loaded conversation! Oh, and a tip for all my single friends who are into the dudes: If the movie’s depictions of typical Irish men are accurate then you really should go there. Forget Italy or France , the good-looking, sensitive, dark-haired men are to be found in the land of the shamrock. You’re welcome.
- Contrary to what I previously believed, it IS possible design a birthday invitation online, text message on a cell phone and place an order over the phone for a Coach wallet all at the same time. Thank you, vacuous co-worker for making me feel like a second rate multitasker.
- Tomorrow is Valentines Day! I plan to celebrate by visiting my new lady-bits doctor. Nothing says “I love you” like getting your nether-regions checked out by a medical professional! I can’t wait!
Hugs,
Janel |
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